[TUT0] The good ideas of Numéramous against COVID-19: washing your Echoes devices

Hello geeks and geekettes! So confinement, it's the foot? Are you going to do us a little or get a divorce? What about children, your best friends or others cut into pieces in the freezer? But no, we're kidding! We have a sense of humor safe from viruses! And everyone knows that this virus was created by the Reptilians, living in the center of the Earth, in order to sell pasta and PQ. Yes, because surprisingly, the pasta companies and the makers of PQ were recently taken over by obscure financial management groups… But in short, that's another story.

We will all be laughing about it in 5 years when we read this test and you will have almost forgotten this gruesome episode of globalization… or not, if you are dead.

But either ... Whether you're a fan of the fastest COVID-19 vaccination or a fan of natural selection, maybe you want to avoid catching it? We will therefore give you different guidelines.

COVID-19 Unboxing

Look how pretty it is with its rounded shapes and colorful tips. We can say that at the level unboxing, nature has done things well. Only the packaging can be improved because it can sometimes be delivered in a top model and other times in a big trucker… Could do better.

In terms of appearance, its various colored surface proteins are well highlighted and allow, thanks to their shape, to delay the immune response as much as possible. If we take a closer look at what he has in his stomach, we can see that his genetic material is an RNA (ribonucleic acid) strand of 30 bases encoding 000 genes including that of these magnificent proteins.

In terms of operation, we remind you that it is delivered without a ribosome or energy production system or anything else to replicate or reproduce... It is therefore necessary to provide yourself with a host. It will preferably come to put itself in the lungs, which it finds to its liking. There, it will multiply there at ease, even if it means putting your HS host when it explodes the lung cells to get out and try to find another host ... The virus is therefore non-living because, unlike rabbits, it cannot reproduce without the help of the genetic material of a host that it will divert to its advantage.


COVID-19: how does it work?

Le COVID-19 is a viral zoonosis-like infectious disease caused by a virus of the coronavirus family and more particularly the Beta-coronavirus class SARS-CoV-2.

Doesn't that remind you of SARS? It is spread by direct or indirect contact with the contaminated fluids of a patient (saliva, sputum, sputum but also surfaces that have been in contact with as well as through faecal particles and contaminated water). Hence the fact of keep a safe distance a good meter between people (It's quite simple with your mother-in-law). In case of infection, incubation is usually 5 days but it can rise to 14 days in 1% of cases. Once infected, you will shed the virus for about 20 days, but it can go up to 37 days. The contagion rate is quite high with 2,79 (that is to say that a patient can infect 2 to 3 people, but more 3 than 2). If you are locked up with a sick person, you have a 35% chance of nabbing the bouzin. But there are also asymptomatic carriers known as healthy carriers who will put your face in the face for a little while.

The main symptoms are moderate fever, dry cough and difficulty breathing. 81% of cases are little or moderately important but critical in 5% of cases (more than half of deaths).

You will notice that it is not bandwidth hungry and does not need Wi-Fi to operate. In addition, it tends to make cities quieter, reduce pollution, etc.


COVID-19: how to avoid it?

There are different ways of preventing COVID-19:

  • Le wearing the FFP2 mask which will prevent viruses from entering the body through the airways (making them like God's, impenetrable). But the mask is more used to avoid transmitting the virus.
  • Le hand washing on a regular basis. And that is valid every day, bands of gross bastards.
  • Cough or sneeze into your elbow.
  • Don't touch ... your face.
  • Keep your distance of at least a meter with people ... especially those who pus.
  • And, above all, do not go out and use Alexa with your echo devices !


And that brings us to our basic topic, the virus being just a small detail: can we catch the Covid via Alexa ?

The answer is of course no! Alexa is a triple nozzle machine. There is no lady in it speaking. So it is not possible. However, if you invite people who are sick, or just plain dirty, into your home, be aware that the virus can be active for 3 hours suspended in the air, 4 hours on copper, 24 hours on cardboard, 72 hours on stainless steel and plastic. Our Pregnant Alexa being plastic in various forms, you can always wash them.

COVID-19: How to wash your Alexa and your Echo devices?

If some members of your family are stuck with the coronavirus, ask them not to speak within three feet of your enclosure. It will prevent them from spitting on it.

If this is not respected, you can first take a broom to hit them and then, with gloves, run a disinfectant wipe over your Echo. Do you know which ones eliminate 99,9% of viruses…? But be careful, you have to wait several minutes for it to take effect. You can even use a second to be sure. It is the easiest, especially on echo devices without fabrics, because for the others, it is a little more complicated ...

For the latter, several possibilities:

  • Do not touch them for at least 72 hours. Avoid licking them or playing the music at full blast, which could spray any particles stuck in the fabrics. Set up a security perimeter.
  • You can soak them in bleach, which is a well-known oxidizer. It works well on viruses, but the Echo will rub off and may no longer work ... therefore to be avoided!
  • Since viruses have surface proteins and lipid structures, you can put them in the oven at over 70 ° C for 2-3 min, but to be sure you can sterilize them by putting them at 121 ° C for 20 min. Again, not sure that it goes ... You put a EchoDot 3 and you pull out an Echo Input.
    As children are not sensitive to the virus (healthy carriers), we advise you to let them handle the contaminated Echo.

In conclusion, we can only advise you not to fall into psychosis, especially with a bit of luck there are no more wipes in the supermarket. Just as buying 90 rolls of PQ won't save your life, so will stress for nothing. Respect the usual rules of hygiene, stay in confinement and presto. And if you're bored, read our site.
Did i choose Alexa or did she choose me? Let's say that as a beta tester, it's a bit of both! And I do not regret having met our favorite assistant nor this adventure undertaken with Alexien Modo. Technophile, self-taught and loving popularization, I try to make our common passion easy to access!